The Naked DESSIE

Thanks to SJ from the FORUMS for this great drink idea!

1 1/2 ounces white rum
1 ounce dark rum
1 1/2 ounces coco lopez coconut cream (in can)
1 ounce double cream or whipping cream
3 ounces pineapple juice
1 dash Angostura bitters
1 maraschino cherry, to garnish
1 pineapple slice, wedge, to garnish

Directions:
-Pour ingredients into a blender and blend for 15 seconds with, or without ice (up to you).
-Pour into a poco-grande or hurricane glass and garnish with pineapple and cherry.



This drink will blow your clothes off!

PATCHY's PATCH

1 oz Kahlua

1 oz Bailey's irish cream

1/2 oz Frangelico

1 1/2 oz Vodka (Absolut)



Directions
Combine the three liquors over ice, then top with vodka. Stir and serve.


Don't cover your good eye!

Hurley's MOOBIES

3/4 oz Tequila (El Tesoro)

1/2 oz Sour Apple Pucker

dash Lime juice



Directions
Combine ingredients and shake in a tall glass with ice.


Please refrain from laughter while running with this drink!

Jack In a NET

1.5 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur

1.5 oz Frangelico

1.5 oz Half-and-half



Directions
Add ingredients to a tumbler with ice. Shake well. Pour into snifter, ice included. Even proportions are essential!


Drinking this can cause ropeburns!

815 PILOT

1 oz Spiced rum

2 oz Southern Comfort

1 oz Malibu rum

1 oz Rum (Bacardi)

1 oz Bacardi Limon

2 oz Cranberry juice

2 oz Orange juice

2 oz Pineapple juice

1 tsp Grenadine



Directions
Add ice cubes to a mason jar glass. Pour 1 oz of each type of rum over ice. Pour 2 oz's of each juice over ice. Add 1 tsp of grenadine. Top with double shot of southern comfort. More juice could be used to mask liquor. Drink can be stirred if preferred.


Drink this before your next flight...you'll thank me later!

POLAR BEAR

1 part Godiva liqueur

1 part Peppermint schnapps



Directions
Pour equal parts Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur and Peppermint Schnapps. Serve on the rocks.



Better in TUNISIA.

LIGHT AND DARK (this IS the actual name of this drink!)

1 1/2 oz Light rum (Bacardi)

1 1/2 oz Dark rum (Myers)

1 oz crushed Ice



Directions
Add sour mix and shake in whiskey sour rock glass or 10 oz. goblet. Garnish with lime wedge


Which side are you on?

JACK FACE

2 oz 151 proof rum

1 oz Grenadine

1 oz Sugar syrup

Fill with Orange juice



Directions
Add rum, grenadine, and sugar syrup in glass. Fill with orange juice. Add ice and shake, strain into glass and garnish with marachino cherry.

Time to cry, squint and grit your teeth!

THE PURGE

1 shot Southern Comfort

1 glass Orange juice

2 shots Amaretto



Directions
Dump the shots in glass then fill with oj to taste


Gas mask: OPTIONAL

DHARMA RABBITT

3 oz Vanilla vodka (Stoli)

3 oz Vanilla liqueur (McGillicuddy's)

1 oz Milk

Ice




Fill the glass with ice, add in the vodka, vanilla liqueur, and milk shake and surve.


For some real fun, number your glass 8 or 15!

Jack's Tattoo

1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 splash sweet and sour mix



Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a cocktail glass with a small scoop of crushed ice. Garnish with a maraschino cherry, and serve.


You may end up getting a really strange tattoo after waking up from this drink!!!

The Island Breezer

2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
2 oz Malibu® coconut rum



Pour Amaretto into a chilled glass, then add Malibu Rum. Stir and serve. The ingredients should be well chilled before use.


Drinking this may cause hallucinations of Dead Fathers, Horses and Tall GHOST WALT.

The Oceanic 6

1 Arctic Blue Smirnoff Ice
3 shots Blue Pucker

Mix together





Attention In-flight passengers....This may be your last drink before waking up on the island!!!

The ANA-LUCIA

Tequila
Tonic
and a Quarter Cut Lime



Don't carry a gun with this drink!

The Beginning of The End

1 shot vodka
1 shot sambuca
1 shot southern comfort
1 shot jack daniels
1 shot gin
mix with vitmo


Don't bother calling the freighter---IT'S bad news!

EXODUS

2 shots Jack Daniels
1 shot black sambuca
mix with dr.pepper


*Do NOT handle dynamite when having this drink!

Through The Looking Glass

2 shots vodka
2 shots malibu
mix with lemonade

Serve in tall glass.

It will give you GOOD VIBRATIONS!

The Constant

1 1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
3/4 oz amaretto almond liqueur
3 oz Sprite® soda
3 oz cranberry juice



Pour ingredients in order into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Garnish with a maraschino cherry, and serve.


*Watch out for nose bleeds!

The SMOKE MONSTER

To make a "Smoke Monster" mix

RED BULL

with Jack Daniels...

Enjoy!



Just be careful "The Smoke Monster" has been known to take quite a few people down!

The SKATER SHOT

1 part Creme de Bananes (banana liqueur)
1 part Mandarine NapolÈon (mandarine liqueur)
1 part Kahlua (coffee liqueur)

Shake with ice in a cocktail shaker.
Strain into a shot glass.
Top with light cream and decorate with a maraschino cherry.

Dedicated to the CAGED LOVIN scene with Sawyer and Kate.

Could cause sadness and anger with Dr. Jack!

PURPLE HAZE

1/3 Absolut Kurant

2/3 Grape soda (Welch’s)




Make sure you wake up with your clothes on! This one will blow your undies off!

The BLACK ROCK

3/4 oz Raspberry liqueur (Chambord)


3/4 oz Irish cream (Bailey’s)


3/4 oz Coffee liqueur (Kahlua)


3/4 oz Vodka (Absolut)


3/4 oz Half-and-half


1 splash Coca-Cola



I would go thru the DARK TERRITORY anytime for this drink!

The HURLEY BIRD

1/2 Southern Comfort

1/2 Dr. Pepper

If liking this drink is CRAZY, I don’t wanna be sane!

Tallahassee Tea

2 oz Tequila
2 oz Rum
2 oz Vodka
2 oz Gin
2 oz Bourbon
2 oz Triple sec
2 oz Sour mix
Coca-Cola

*This drink will cause you to hate your father in the morning!

The LONG CON

A Sawyer DRINK

1 shot soco,
1 shot amaretto liquour,
1 shot Peach schnapps and
mix with fresh OJ


*Will cause you to wake up with no money in your bank account!